Powerful Marian DNA
Let's be honest, this has just become a personal blog. I'm ok with that.
theelusivedogfish asked: How am I supposed to know that you're alive if you don't update your tumblr more regularly?
I died. There is a heaven. I didn’t get in cause my GPA was too low.
The three different kinds of exam takers.
(via ohhitherestranger)
sonnetstockmar asked: people are jerks, the same sort of thing has happened to me in classes before.
YeaH, but where are those people now? Racing headlong toward Internet monarchy? Doubt it.
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Funny story:
In like, third grade we were talking about photography in art class and I brought up this picture, as it was on the cover of NatGeo at the time. I was trying to describe it to my classmates but couldnt get across why itwasimpactful to me. I just kept stuttering things like “She’s got these eyes that…you know, they’re blue and….like they’re bright blue..And the photographer liked them…cause they were blue….” The more I tried to explain the more the room, teacher included, laughed at my ineptitude.
I don’t make those same mistakes anymore.
I now know all words.
Also I never speak up in class.
(Source: babylonzoologist)
This Katy Perry song is weird.
I’ve been making this joke for months now to make my stupid musician friends laugh.
I feel validated.
(via vondell-swain)
hulu:
You guys, last night was Kristen Wiig’s last night on SNL, and they gave her an emotional sendoff, which you can see here. Good luck, Kristen! Thanks for making us laugh and we can’t wait to see what you have in store for us next!
“How did they send you off from your job?”
“Oh, you know, just a bit of dancing with Mick Jagger before he sang Ruby Tuesday for me. No big deal.”
“Who was there?”
“All my coworkers. Oh, and also Steve Martin. And John Hamm. Oh, and Arcade Fire. And Foo Fighters.”
(Source: ilovemeacalzone)
We made a burger out of cakes
So it’s completely vegetarian!
Except for eggs
and whatever’s in white chocolate chips
